A little girl hug the turtle head (Gui’tou, with same pronunciation of glans in Chinese) saying: I like it I like it.
一个小姑娘搂着龟头说：我喜欢我喜欢
In Jiang Kun’s cross talk said: You are the Internet, I am the (Great) Firewall. (Great Firewall of China, is a censorship and surveillance project operated by the Ministry of Public Security (MPS) division of the government of China. It has blocked Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, Blogger and many other websites in Mainland China.)
姜昆相声中一句惊人之语：你是互联网，我是防火墙。
The airwoman: Leader has already fucked.
女飞行员的小品里出现了一句低俗的话：领导已经干了。
In an opusculum: How much is a steamed stuffed bun? Fifty cents. (50 Cent Party, whose role is posting comments favorable towards the government policies to skew the public opinion on various Internet message boards)
包子小品中一句：包子多少钱一个？五毛！
The widow thanks Zhao Benshang for his donation for her family: Thanks to the Chinese Communist Party and thanks to the government. (Actually there is nothing to do with the Communist Party and the government)
赵本山小品里那个寡妇对赵本山说：感谢党，感谢政府。
